Regional and Personal SOUTHERN RECIPES

As to speculations fanciful or inheritedly so, in coonass heaven tomato pie does and has for generations just been southerner slang for pizza.

TOMATO PIE, RECIPE

WATER

FLOUR

MARGARINE

AN EGG

YEAST

OIL

ROUND SHEETPAN, STOVE

SAUCE PAN, STOVETOP

IN A LARGE BOWL ADD 2 CUPS FLOUR , ABOUT A CUP WATER, 4 TABLESPOONS MARGARINE FROM A TUB, AN EGG, A SPRINKLE OF SALT, A SMALL SPRINKLE OF REGULAR BAKING YEAST

MIX THOROUGHLY WITH ELECTRIC HAND-HELD MIXER. 

ONCE IT HAS MADE A FIRM DOUGH, TAKE IT OUT OF THE BOWL. COAT IT IN A LITTLE COOKING OIL. PUT THE BOWL YOU MIXED IT IN, OVER IT. LET IT RISE, THAT IS TO SAY, PLUMP UP. TAKES ABOUT 20 MINUTES. TAKE IT OUT, LAY IT ASIDE, SPRINKLE A THIN LAYER OF FLOUR ON A FLAT SURFACE TO ROLL OVER THE DOUGH WITH A ROLLING PIN. ROLL OVER THE DOUGH LAYED IN THE FLOUR WITH THE ROLLING PIN TEN OR TWELVE TIMES. 

PLACE THE RESULT ON A ROUND SHEETPAN. 

IN A CUP OF WATER, ADD TWO TABLESPOONS OIL, AND FIVE DICED TOMATO. BOIL TO A SAUCE CONSISTANCY IN A SAUCEPAN.SPOON THIS ONTO DOUGH ON SHEETPAN. CUT UP A TOMATO, A BELL PEPPER, A HALF ONION, AND A HANDFUL PARSLEY. LAY ON TOP OF SAUCE, ON TOP OF DOUGH. 

SHAKE OVER THIS SALT , PEPPER, AND GARLIC POWDER.

COOK IN OVEN, AT 350 DEGREES, ABOUT 12-15 MINUTES.

 

 

Candy Apples, recipe

Four regular popsicle sticks

Four large yellow apples

A square sheetpan

A saucepan

Ten chocolate bars

A large bag of granola

Melt the chocolate bars in a saucepan. Stick the posicle sticks roughly in the center of each apple. When the chocolate is hot , dip each apple bottom in it, and set each  on a square sheetpan.

Pour furthermore more of the chocolate on top of each apple. Put the result on a fridge shelf to cool. Reheat the chocolate and pour some over each apple and around the bases and pour over this granola, from bag.

I make candy apples and mostly not fancy ones. Therefore , I decided to include just this one. Since it is easy to do.

a french arklatex and mexico mashed potatos, recipe

9-10 baking or boiling potatos, big

A large stainless steel boiling pot, stovetop

Two tablespoons salt

A large bowl

Cut up potatos, boil in water and salt. Until done. Drain water, and put potatos in bowl. Mash potato with large fork.

Add margarine or butter. Add regardless one and a half sticks. Of.

Mash that in.

A half cup , or an ounce or two under ,se voix ple' (if you prefer), 

of milk/skim milk/imitation milk. And mash that in.

Scrape all of this back in the boiling pot. Use low heat. Add a half cup of sour cream/crema'/or imitation sour cream. Three tablespoons more margarine or butter (a quarter stick), and heat until warm enough to serve adding salt and pepper. And that is traditionally here, to taste.

Also, what a person has to add in good conscience is, during the heating up step , it is good to keep in mind , starchiness and not starchiness that controlled cooking environments can't change is sometimes a conflict of interest for these regional mashed potatos. It is better therefore during this final heating up step to thoroughly taste test the mixture. A starchy or gummy result does require a bit over the stated cream and milk added back in to balance that result. Also, it's wiser to remember this can affect the flavor of salt and pepper already added. And french mashed potatos never fail much ironically , to turn over starch wise until right at the last. The flavor and consistancy should be not gummy, and not too runny. Salt, pepper, and the mixture of cream and milk, should have the taste also in it of the butter or margarine used. 

Coolaide Strawberries, cottileon recipe

A bowl of sugar added coolaide, strawberry flavor

A pound of fresh strawberries

A small conainer of thawed cool whip

DIP EACH STRAWBERRY IN COOLWHIP THEN COOLAIDE

PUT ON A PLATE. CHILL 20 MINUTES IN FRIDGE.

My salad, a personal recipe

A half head iceburg lettuce, ice cold, chopped

A large package sunflower seeds

Two pounds smoked sausage, sliced and cooked 

A pound finely shredded skim mozorella cheese

Two cups croutons

A cup artificial bacon bits

A cup bleu cheese dressing

Two tablespoons aged 4 years balsamic vinegar

Two tablespoons italian dressing

One to two tablespoons kraft lite mayonaise

One to two vidalia onion, cut in thin strips

One to two tomatos diced 

Three bell peppers and seeds cut in strips

One to three teaspoons salt

In a large bowl toss all of the above. Mix ingredients thoroughly. 

 

Avacado Salad, a personal recipe

8 ripe avacado cut in small squares

4 large limes , juice, a half cup regardless of

A half pound shredded cheddar

A half cup minced dried onion

A tablespoon salt

Two pounds chicken pieces, breast 

A cup orange juice

Parkay margarine 4 tablespoons

A large package shelled sunflower seeds, salted 

One large vidalia onion, diced fine

One large bowl

One skillet

Cook the chicken bits in a skillet in simmering parkay adding in orange juice until done. The rest of the ingredients and the chicken, toss in large bowl. Mix ingredients thoroughly. Cover, chill in fridge, one hour.

My version of regional scrambled eggs, recipe

First in a large skillet on a stovetop , or over a fire, either will do: pour a small measure of oil in with a spoonful of margarine along with a shake of garlic powder and wait until it coats most of the skillet and begins to simmer (makes a hissing heated sound), if neccessary pull the skillet away from the heat, to prevent what is simmering from getting hotter than is called for. Begin to crack several or more eggs , and while stirring them rapidly pour a liberal bit of heavy whipping cream in and throw in also a handful of salted and roasted pecan pieces and a pinch of table salt. Green onion, the diced tops of what is called new or spring onion here , called chives internationally and some diced tomato , a small bit for flavor is thrown on top after the scrambled eggs are finished. 

Now, in the arklatex and in mexico, in the store rooms of the very active porter row, womens' milinary, and mens' militia, and mexicos' missions are cookbooks also. Some dating back from before the days of the american colonies. Here it is acceptable though to say without providing from the sacred bibles of this region what is commonly well known. Such as since the days of cowboys and campfires in this region scrambled egg and pecan scrambled eggs have been part of the recipe lexicon of this region. Usually made with a bit more sauvete' than my own, including usually onion, mushroom, pepper often saute'd which  that is to say in a simmering oil or such as, to cook such as onion, mushroom, pepper until flavor is produced.

Therefore, a saute' , I do not employ or anything much other than the bare neccessities of egg and pecan scrambled eggs. This regional dish often, made by traditionalist coonasses and coonasses by virtue of the actual region referred to, are mexican also, is rarely made with so little fanfare unless a coonass is broke and cannot afford much more than egg and pecan. Therefore , my version probably other than a personal regional side note is mostly highly irrelevant to them and perhaps to many others. In the overall scheme of things it deserved a mention here of me regardless because it is a coonass heaven dish, and this gave me an opportunity to share and communicate about the standard dish my version is derived from.

Nontraditional but still gumbo, gumbo recipe

In a boiler add 2 quarts water, three tablespoons salt, a tablespoon pepper, a tablespoon cumin, garlic, dried thyme, and 3 cups stale bread or crackers, and boil.

Once "rhou" has been made add two tablespoons butter or margarine, two pounds meat pieces of any land sea or air variety, half cup diced onion, half cup diced celery, half cup diced bell pepper. Bring to a rolling boil ten to twenty minutes then reduce heat and simmer ten to twenty minutes.

 

French toast, recipe

8 slices of texas toast or that is to say extra thick white bread

2 eggs , large eggs or three to four small eggs

A skillet

A bowl

Corn oil

Table sugar

Vegetable margarine

Pancake syrup

Dip the bread in egg. On low heat after pouring out enough oil to coat the skillet cook each piece of bread dipped in egg. After cooking the bread dredge it in table sugar. Put a little margarine on top of each piece. In servings of two or if you prefer, in one serving of all eight, pour over pancake syrup.

Lemon Pepper Chicken, personal recipe

A skillet 

Corn oil

Two jars lemon pepper seasoning

Chicken pieces, breasts etc. two to three pounds

First, lay out the chicken pieces and then using on both sides of pieces most of the lemon pepper if not all to coat them, then; on a grill or griddle or using a skillet cook them in small batches or all at once on low heat slowly and thoroughly.